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Latest Activity: Sep 4, 2013

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The tavern is the place for off topic discussions. Tell a joke, talk sports, find car repair tips, be stupid, post a wierd pic or vid, or just complain about a bad day.

 

There's always cold ones on ice, and drinks are on the house!

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Turning Welch's Into Wine In 48 Hours

Started by Ted Crocker. Last reply by Deke Dec 8, 2010. 5 Replies

Turning Welch's Into Wine In 48 HoursI'm taking the last sip of home-brewed purple liquid. It's sweet yet balanced, fizzy…Continue

Tags: 48, Hours, In, Wine, Welch's

Comedy Club

Started by Ted Crocker. Last reply by David L. Jan 5, 2010. 7 Replies

Laughs, guffaws, chuckles, titters, groans and knee slappersHeard a good one lately?Continue

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Comment by steve smith-- Dewy Dewtron on September 4, 2013 at 8:08pm
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
Comment by steve smith-- Dewy Dewtron on June 10, 2013 at 12:18pm

  • A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
Comment by steve smith-- Dewy Dewtron on June 8, 2013 at 10:18am
  • A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it’s a gay bar.

    “What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.” When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of your willy?” The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.

    “The gay waiter says, “...I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, ‘Just Do It.’ that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because ‘It really Satisfies.’ “The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

    So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?” The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.” The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why Timex?” the fella proudly replies, “‘Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin!’”

    A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella’s on his right who just happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what do you guys call yours?” The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because Quality is Job One.” “Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?” The guy next to him then says, “I call mine CHEVY…..’Like a Rock!’ “And gives a wink!

    Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.” The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?”

    The cowboy says, “Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
Comment by steve smith-- Dewy Dewtron on June 8, 2013 at 12:39am
  • 2 boys stole a bag full of oranges frm the neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the 'loot',1 of them suggested a nearby cemetery,as they were jumping the big gate 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didnt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later a dru...nkard on his way frm a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice,"one for me one for u,one for me one for u",he immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest,"Father pls come with me and witness God n Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery"they both ran back to the cemetery gate and voice continued,"one for me one for u,one for me one for u"Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said "what about the 2 at the gate" they both ran for their lives
Comment by calim on May 29, 2013 at 10:07am

 Clubhouse Tavern men's room ? ^^

Comment by calim on June 28, 2012 at 5:46pm

Comment by Ted Crocker on April 15, 2012 at 8:59pm

reposted from the front page

Comment by Ted Crocker on July 6, 2011 at 10:31am
Comment by Gary Reyes on March 30, 2011 at 10:25pm

Why! Why! Why!

I see that we can say anything in the pub. The more I drink the deeper my intellect gets as I ponder life"s most urgent questions.

What is it about driving a car that makes you want to pick your nose?

Why does the pizza fall cheese down?

Is the mind the only part of your body that can be boggled?

Can you order the kit without the ka-bootle?

Why do we think we have a choice about where we'd be caught dead?

Has anyone else realized that money actually does grow on trees?

 

Bartender!    hit me again!

Comment by Ted Crocker on March 26, 2011 at 12:29am

 

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